i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
you are 38 fucking years old you should not be this cute
Google only has about .04 of the entire internet indexed. Let that sink in
What. What the fuck. WHERE IS THE REST OF THE INTERNET.
NOBODY FUCKING KNOWS OMG
guys, 12 % of the internet is porn
protip: if you cant remember someones name, just call them “old sport”